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Old 16-Jan-2005, 14:42
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nice 1 rockhopper. good read. !

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Old 16-Jan-2005, 16:39
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Gonna have to dig out some of my flying stories......
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Old 16-Jan-2005, 16:40
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very good by the way. That Sled Driver is a heck of a book
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Old 16-Jan-2005, 19:00
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HAve you got it John? Any chance of a lend of it?
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Old 16-Jan-2005, 19:48
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HAve you got it John? Any chance of a lend of it?

Yeah, I've got it. Stoopid question! Course you can borrow it. Got a new one coming on the Blackbird soon, that looks even better!



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Old 16-Jan-2005, 20:15
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Helicopters can't fly they're just so ugly the Earth repels them'

Harriers can't fly. They just shout at the Earth until it goes away

Helicopters can't fly - they beat the air into submission
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Old 16-Jan-2005, 20:18
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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life
would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop. Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size" She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mum waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky hand writing were
the words "British Airways" Mum took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

Mum fainted...
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Old 16-Jan-2005, 22:15
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Old 16-Jan-2005, 23:49
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