Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > How to attract random females.......

[mogwai]

Cousin just turned up on the doorstep with this,says he's been beating the females off with a shitty stick..thoroughly recommends one..

[Redruth]

Have to go along with that, much as it saddens me to say so. My 2nd Ex husband used to take my first Dobie puppy out for walks just to attract female attention. Said it worked a treat. Needless to say, I got custody of the dog in the divorce. I cannot stand animal exploitation in any form.

Nice puppy though. Doing anything tomorrow night?

[Rooney]

Yes mate I had a Husky lovely dog ,he did get alot of attention when out for walks bless him I lost him to old age a few years ago

[Ducnow]

Originally posted by Redruth
Have to go along with that, much as it saddens me to say so. My 2nd Ex husband used to take my first Dobie puppy out for walks just to attract female attention. Said it worked a treat. Needless to say, I got custody of the dog in the divorce. I cannot stand animal exploitation in any form.

Nice puppy though. Doing anything tomorrow night?

But why did you wanted the dog then?
Going the lesbo route?

[guest1]

Ah yes, I once had a dog ridgeback as a magnet, but all I got was a bitch. (soon followed by 14 puppies, all cute 'n' cuddly and ...messy)

[Redruth]

Ah, Dseered, little fluffy terrier. My dog's favourite Tea Time snack.

[guest1]

Dseered - just checked out your doggy pic...

Dogs look like their owners?

[rcgbob44]

Hers my woof woof

[Redruth]

Originally posted by rcgbob44
Hers my woof woof

I used to have a golden retriever. I never dressed her in a football shirt though.

Can I call the RSPCA now?

[rcgbob44]

And sometimes she even smiles!