Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Beer V Women

[TP]

Originally posted by Jools
Yep...I'm one of the beer over women sorts. It just seems to happen after a few pints.

One moment I'm standing there trying to chat to them, just swaying gently with the effects of excess alcohol, the next I've spilled my pint all down their front

Are you sure that's not because you're tongue fell in your pint?

[swannymere]

It's all a bit chicken and egg.Who is going to pour the beer if you've got no women?

[TP]

Originally posted by swannymere
It's all a bit chicken and egg.Who is going to pour the beer if you've got no women?

You trust a woman to pour your pint properly?

[Craig G]

You can't have one without the other, beer leads to women and invariably women lead to beer, its just the way it is, always has been and always will be!

Still, my vote goes to beer since it doesn't talk back to you

[Chaz]

They are much the same you end up with a headake.

Chass

[guest1]

Being a sicko, i ignored the contents of the document and looked at the File?Properties and found:

"Hopefully you will recall the e-mail I sent back on 9th August explaining that I was leaving Delta"

Can I vote for both, in equal amounts?

Originally posted by guest1
Being a sicko, i ignored the contents of the document and looked at the File?Properties and found:

"Hopefully you will recall the e-mail I sent back on 9th August explaining that I was leaving Delta"

Can I vote for both, in equal amounts?

Just for you Alan - I have now left Delta

[Rossco]

My vote is for beer until I find a woman who owns a brewery

[Crunchy]

If it wasn't for beer then the ugly women would never get a F*'k. I'm for Beer

[PDL]

Beer of course, it doesn't answer back.