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Old 20-Oct-2005, 18:55
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A free day at the NEC (ladies)

Thought i might advertise it in here aswell

I'm looking for 2/4 smart ladies for some promo work on the last sunday of the NEC bike show!!!

now B4 i dig a big hole

You will need to have a good chassis

Big Headlights

and wear our company Logo on your St trinians outfit

for your services, you will get free entrance and £50.00 cash in hand for walking round and giving out Business cards
and talking to nice men



Now i'm not implying the DSC has got "Tarts" as members

But it may be up someones street on here .. u2u me, or mail me with a pic to Bike.rite@ntlworld.com

cant wait to see what the bugger ups send me

1000% genuine offer

ps i already have 3 ladies sorted .....mav

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Old 20-Oct-2005, 19:28
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What a lovely idea mav

am suprised BDG hasnt volunteered for you, as has long hair on occasions & is tallenough to carry it off too


I would have volunteered myself, but the chassis is totally rusting these days, tho the headlights are still where they should be, still have school uniform - but I dont talk to nice men (at least not here anyway:P )

C

ps: ask Red Ruth if her daughters are free Mav
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Old 20-Oct-2005, 19:35
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Old 20-Oct-2005, 20:07
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Mav!

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Old 20-Oct-2005, 20:09
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Mav,

I keep telling you mate it is illegal to offer money for services in the UK, no matter how you word it......

Do me a favour and take one for the team, take the wife for the day so i can get peace and quiet to letch over the brolly dollies!!
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Old 20-Oct-2005, 20:56
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id put a skirt on and do it
but i aint got no headlights
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Old 21-Oct-2005, 01:55
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id put a skirt on and do it

Now how come that don't supprise me
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Old 21-Oct-2005, 14:08
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Old 21-Oct-2005, 14:16
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Beautiful blonde hair
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