Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Oh,how i laughed!!

[Jasper]

" Can I have some Irish Sausages please, asked Paddy. "

The Assistant looked at him and asked " Are you Irish? "

" If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would ya? "

The assistant says, " Well no " .

" And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if was
American
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish? "

" Well, I probably wouldn't, "

With self-indignation, the man says, " Well, all right then, why
did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages? "


The Assistant replies, " Because you're in bloody Homebase"

[Ozz]

[mercer]

Doctor approches George Best, I have good news and bad news.
George replies, tell me the bad news.
Doctor replies, you have one hour to live,
George replies, now tell me the good news,
Doctor replies its HAPPY HOUR!!!!!

[kwikbitch]