> What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott? > Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds. > > What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne? > Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen > > Did you hear Gary Glitter was in C&A? > He heard boys pants were half-off! > > What did the woman say to Gary Glitter on the beach? > Excuse me sir, you're in my son > > How do you know when its time for bed in the Glitter household? > When the big hand touches the little hand! > > What sparkles like a diamond and can fit in a schoolgirls ring? > Gary Glitter! > > The similarity between Gary Gliiter and whisky? > They both come in small tots. > > What's shiny and comes in little cans? > Gary Glitter > > What do you do if Gary Glitter is drowning? > Throw him a boy! > > What's the difference between Gary Glitter and greyhound racing? > The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. > > What's 2 foot tall and stands at the end of little girls beds ? > Gary Glitter's boots. > > Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video > for the evening. > Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants. > He says "How about we get Aladdin ?" > His girlfriend says "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough > trouble already." > > Where's he going on holiday next year? > To Tampa with the kids. > Little girl "Mummy, mummy, do they have christmas decorations in Vietnam?"
Mom "Not usually dear but this year they are hanging Glitter!"
Linear Mode
