Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Christmas - The only time you can get away with these quotes

[JPM]

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.

[JPM]

If you say this one:-

I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

I'll have to rethink our friendship

[JPM]

I'm concerned about you!

[ScottyB]

LOL Quality.

[Ains.]

Or the quote I heard by a dizzy girlie once at Christmas do.

"Santa's my favourite bloke", says she.
"Why's that then?"
"Coz he only comes once a year but when he does he fills my stockings."

Ains.

[HW]

Excellent - making a note of those for quiet moments at the Xmas dinner table!

[Davieravie]

"Are you a leg or a breast man Eddie?"........Ritchie Rich (Bottom)

[gaz3014]

Have got to remember those for later!!!