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[swannymere]

Old but good,

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers:

"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brut engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,

"In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you "Tray-up, Bitch."

[philthy]

Thanks ..I needed that laugh.

[italian888]

Ok I'm off so here's another to keep you grinning.

Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila arguing
about how tough they are.

The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat
the rat poison." He slams down his tequila and looks at the second mouse.

The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a
mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back and bench press the killer
springed trapwire." He slams down his tequila and looks at the third mouse.

The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and begins
walking away from the bar.

The other mice scream, "Oi! Softy! Where do you think you're going?!

The third mouse replies, "Home to **** the cat."

[sparkin]

Fantastic mice joke