it's not magic
 it's just one of those things women can do
 you know like when you've searched the whole house 2 hours solid for the car keys?
 the missis walks in, you say "i've looked every where i think some ones been in and knicked the keys"
 they will then respond with some clever retort like "what are they on the table then"
 you KNOW they wern't there!!?? 
 or like when they can remember how long to cook rice for
 and where the mot for the car is, every ones flippin birthdays
 bloody uncanny itell thee
 bet they'd all float if you chucked them in local duck pond 
 i think they are all witches

 damn them, damn them all