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[iraqman]

..two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly

Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the fu##ing bell, you pansy.

[Jools]

I like the line from The Commitments where the sax player (?) turns up on the back of a bike for the audition.

Singers dad: "who the hell is that"
Singer: "God sent him"
Singers dad: "What? on a f*cking Suzuki"

[Guido]

Has to be

"Wiwease Woderwick" from the Life of Brian

[Fiver]

WE'RE STREAKING!

[TP]

Originally posted by fil2
This is one of my FAVS.....makes my laugh everytime...............

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, M*THER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b!tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!TCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

What's the one in the cafe robbery where Jules is explaining his thinking when he was trying to work out if he was the shepherd etc etc "I used to say it as some cold sh*t to say to a ****** just before I pop a cap in his ass" or something similar.

[iraqman]

For Fiver .....

...You got a fu##ing dart in your neck man.

(Frank) - You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

[Fiver]

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!

haha
I think I just found tonight's post pub movie.
haha

[Glyn]

blues brothers
nowt special but you can just watch it time and time again
blade runner
ruetgar houger or however you spell his name, supurb

note to self read the post title next time
quotes
han solo
never tell me the odds


[Edited on 12-5-2006 by Glyn]

[Darren27]

From "Team America"

We're dicks!, We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks, and the Film Actors Guild, are pussies, And Kim Jong II is an as*hole.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks.
But dicks also f**k as*holes, *******s who just wanna sh*t on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with as*holes their way, but the only thing that can f**k an a*shole is a dick with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f**k too much, Or f**k when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of sh*t, that they become as*holes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from as*holes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world but I do know that if you don't let us f**k this as*hole we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in sh*t.

[Edited on 12-5-2006 by Darren27]

[iraqman]

Ha Ha


...there is no ' I ' in Team America..

..Yes there is !