Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > I Hate Bdg!

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by BDG

I worked in Hartlepool for a few years, strange place.

We thought we were safe as there was 50 of us. Wrong. Closing time was rather eventfull.

I never thought they were that touchy about the comment, I was at college in Birmingham and this Harlepool lass was there, cracked the joke, she wanted to crack my scull.

[BDG]

Originally Posted by rcgbob44

I bet not many of you know that he`s a gay queer lesbian with poof tendancies!

ssshhh! Bob people might think i own a Jota

[jeff st4s]

Notice how it takes a northerner to add a sense ofhumour back to the board !

Well done BDG

[madmav]

Originally Posted by BDG

ssshhh! Bob people might think i own a Jota

so thats where the saying "stick it up ya jota " came from !


















pmsl

[BDG]

Originally Posted by Jools

Now if he'd got hair as well then I could REALLY hate him

Webfeet, please intervene and moderate this man, MT or not.

I must protest in the strongest possible terms, this is a hairist remark and as such i find this deeply offensive. One of the advantages of being tall and never sitting down is that nobody has spotted where i'm thinning a little on top.

Jools as ever is far too perceptive and concise in his summing up of the facts. Though it may be fact that my hairline is receeding a little, the truth hurts. Unless you send a hit squad round to sort the bugga out immediately i will be left with option but to spit my dummy out and leave the board; until the next time i come back.

You have been warned.

[Ray]

Originally Posted by BDG

How do you think i got the miles on the first place Mr Smarty Pants from Yorkshire, took me ages with the hand drill

Anyway whats on yours now Ray?

Not that i'd believe the answer coz being from Yorkshire you'd be too tight to spend anything on petrol.

showing, 104,568,098,753,107,098,475,761,945,555,916,749,99 8,001,666 miles and a very nice blue movie on the new widescreen LCD dash



Ray.

[BDG]

Oi saddo, got nowt better to do at this time of night...oops...err i'm just going back to another cup of horlicks and the mad rave i'm at

[skidlids]

Originally Posted by BDG

I Hate Bdg!

Yep thats Ian W said, he says you give Geordies a bad name

[Ray]

Just got back from a surreal dinner with Friends, kids playing nicely earlier in the evening, Friends all sat round laughing and then the next door neighbour starts banging on the wall complaining about the noise, a couple of barneys in the street later and its time for coffee!


Its a mad mad world

Ray

[skidlids]

got a bit noisey around here earlier
Think it had something to do with the Police car in the close out the front of my house and another in the close out the back and also the Police helicopter hovering overhead.

Just a guess mind wouldn't want to jump to any conclusions