Laugh, I nearly wet my self, well not strictly true, but it was funny.
  Phone rings, I answer,  
 " Hello Mr Pullen, this is Ian from BT, I hope you are feeling fine" 
 Yes thank you. 
 "Just to let you know Mr Pullen all our call's are recorded for your convenience" 
 Ok 
 " As you are a loyal BT customer Mr Pullen, 

 you have been selected to recieve our award winning broadband at a massivley reduced rate, How does that sound Mr Pullen." 
 How much?? 
 "Only £12.97 a month for a year" 
 I am paying less than that 
 "Oh, how much????" 
 £12.87 a month from Orange, and that is perminant
 
   "So you will not be wanting our award winning broadband then Mr Pullen"  
 No thank you, good day  
 
  
  
    Chris

  
  Last edited by chris.p : 26-Jun-2009 at 17:47.