Reminds me of my Uncle's tale:
He retired from Rolls Royce in Derby and got job as Workshop assistant.
Got call from headmaster to go to entrance area with toolkit.
Scene:
kit kat vending machine
kit kat hanging perilously in machine on precipice
12 year old kid with arm wedged up machine opening looking very sheepish
Headmaster:" Well George, what's to do?"
George:"Well a vending machine costs a lot of money. I suggest we amputate"
Kid:"I want my mummy"

