Reminds me of my Uncle's tale:
 He retired from Rolls Royce in Derby and got job as Workshop assistant.
 Got call from headmaster to go to entrance area with toolkit.
 Scene:
 kit kat vending machine
 kit kat hanging perilously in machine on precipice
 12 year old kid with arm wedged up machine opening looking very sheepish
 Headmaster:" Well George, what's to do?"
 George:"Well a vending machine costs a lot of money. I suggest we amputate"
 Kid:"I want my mummy" 

