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[LesPaul]

Lily,

Could be worse, you could be looking to buy a caravan

Darren

[dave w]

Originally posted by Jools
I could send you some hedgetrimmers, but I'm not sure you're ready for that sort of adrenalin rush just yet.

Forget the hedge trimmers, leaf blowers ( that suck too ) are definatley more fun !! ( especially when rubber gloves are involved....

JUST DON'T ASK... OKAY !!!

[kwikbitch]

**SLAP** and she woke up and it was all a bad dream!


LILY....NO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???

Next you'll be painting the living room, then putting down floor tiles, and sanding skirting after you sand and paint the front door, and then scraping the wallpaper off the ceiling so the plasterer can plaster it, so that you can then sand and paint more walls...

OH MY GOD!!!! THATS ME!...

Lily?...Do you fancy going halves on some counselling?

[rcgbob44]

Just bought a new Dyson 2nite as the old one blew the mains lead and it needed a new clutch, roller and belts, The new one sucked so much dirt from ther carpet in the garage firsttime i used it tonight I had to empty the cylinder.!

I`d forgotten the shear amount of pleasure one gets from vaccuming the garage!

Crikey, haven't benn on the board for a while being so busy with work so thought I'd catch up and completely misread this thread. Must learn to read slower when I read this.......

Originally posted by Lily
hmmmm...

do you ever look at your life and think to yourself 'wow, i really live life to the full and on the edge'???

I read it as...............

Originally posted by Lily
hmmmm...

do you ever look at your Wife and think to yourself 'wow, i really live life to the full and on the edge'???

Re-read it and thought that's OK...............until the thread started to unfold............. what a sad lot

Now where's my trouser press??

[guest1]

Originally posted by BDG

BANG!

BDG:- have you run out of ammo or just waiting for the uzi from e-bay. Sound's like there's a whole bunch of 'em needs culling now. Quick, before they start breedin'..