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  In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. 
 
 The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. 
 The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. 
 The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. 
 The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. 
 
 After one day, these were the results: 
 
 The first worm in alcohol --- dead. 
 
 The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead. 
 
 The third worm in sperm --- dead. 
 
 The fourth worm in soil --- alive. 
 
 So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment." 
 Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."