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[Jools]

Oooooerrrr! Track Attack 4 is only a few days before my daughters wedding! I'd better just have a bimble round then. I was in plaster for my own wedding after a sudden and unfortunate meeting between my Kawasaki and a Group 4 Security van (or I should have been - but I sawed the pot off myself the day before). Wouldn't want to tempt fate and be in plaster for my little girls big day.

Interesting to see what's happened to you guys though...

Glyn, can you weave me a wicker mudguard and hugger? You never know, if you get the weave tight enough it could be more popular than carbon.

Keefy can service my bike. If he's studying Budhism I should think it covers 'Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance'

You don't say exactly what's up with Wheelspin, but since he lives in Kings Lynn I don't think any more needs to be said

As for Fordie, he's always been like that. We've used him as a barometer most of the time 'cos it's easy to see when it's too cold to go for a blat

My problem is how to get my exhausts off Marko now that he only speaks in rap? Hmmmmmm....Cue human beat box

"BaBoom dat BooBooBoom dat.."

DP exhausts are de attraction
dat I need to git back in ACTION
dem motherf***ers gonna need to FIT
onto my bike an' not look like S**T
but they got cut down to fit another mother
so they need a bit of pipe to fit me now brother
and the pipe on the end just needs to be held
by a goddam piece of motherfu***in WELD

"whaaaaaooo, whaaaaooo, whaaaaaooo, c'mon, c'mon.."

So it's bin a while since I could strut my stuff
and I've smacked the rodent up so I could look tuff
but the thing I need to make the plan
is to get the pipes put onto each can
so that I ain't no also ran
so if you dun that Marko, yo da man!

"whaaaaaooo, whaaaaooo, whaaaaaooo, c'mon, c'mon.."