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 Big Twin
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 Join Date: Dec 2003
 Location: Brick Lane Curry House
 Mood: suck, squeeze, bang,......fart?
  
    
      Made me laugh 
  This is a copy of an email recently received by B&Q customer services:
 
 Dear  Sir/Madam,
 My congratulations to  you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354  miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later. 
 
 Could  you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving  from your warehouse 13 miles away? 
 
 
 Yours Sincerely,
 
 John Roberts