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  An attractive blonde woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except
 that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-ha-a-a-a" so
 loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town,
 he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e
 ha-a-a-a!" and rode off.
 
 "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?"
 asked the service-station attendant.
 
 "Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put
 my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall
 off," the woman answered.
 
 "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles