| Old Age
One day a young biker is checking out the line of bikes outside a local pub which is situated across the road form a park, when he spots an old greybeard stiing sobbing on a park bench.
"Whats the matter old guy"? the young man enquired.
" Well its a long story" the old guy replied " a couple of months ago i won the jackpot on the lottery, i bought a big flash house with every concievable modern convienience plasma tv, surround sound, swimming pool, sauna everything, then i bought myself the bike of my dreams and had it totally customized to how i wanted it, i met and married a 19 year old nymphomanic who is always up for some sex, and her friend comes round to join in as well".
"right " you won loads of money got the house , the bike and the babes so wtf are you crying about" the youngster asked.
I cant remember where i live"!!!!!!!!! | 
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