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Old 15-Jun-2005, 00:00
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stuff kids say...

A child in my class told me he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" I said
"Because I ****ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT ? ! ?" I said trying to look unmoved by the comment...
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."




Sos...one of those teacher moments
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