Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Out of Office Messages

[Rob B]

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your
mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for
the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
how many individuals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing*
system.. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons.. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of
'Steve'.


Rgds, Rob