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[nelly]

Billy was at school one morning in the outback and the teacher asked all
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc,
but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the
offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room
and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children
some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.





"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia
but I was just too embarrassed to say."


:P