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Originally posted by Paul James
I think visiting this individual to express our sympathies with his dreadful plight would be well worthwhile and a very christain thing to do. Something along the lines of: you hold the little sh*t while I smash his kneecaps with this 5lb lump hammer I just happen to have found in my car !!!!!

Naaaaa 5lb hammer is boring Paul.

Metal baseball bat is best.

If you get a good rhythm going it is like playing the kettle drum, great symphoney of sounds depending on whether you are striking bone or muscle......