Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Oh,how i laughed!!

[Jasper]

" Can I have some Irish Sausages please, asked Paddy. "

The Assistant looked at him and asked " Are you Irish? "

" If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would ya? "

The assistant says, " Well no " .

" And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if was
American
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish? "

" Well, I probably wouldn't, "

With self-indignation, the man says, " Well, all right then, why
did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages? "


The Assistant replies, " Because you're in bloody Homebase"