| What to do when you\'re retired
Working people frequently ask us retired
people what we do to make our days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went
into town and went to a shop in Grenfell street.
I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a copper writing out a
parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate,
how about giving a
senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket.
I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a piece of dog sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a
third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a sh*t.
I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm retired.
It's important at my age. | 
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