| Friday (not so) funny
Man starts a new job at the zoo and is given 3 tasks.
First is to clear the fish pool of weeds. As he does this a big fish jumps up and bites him. To show who's the boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving to his second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by 2 chimps who pelt him with coconuts. So he steams in and beats them to death with his spade.
What can he do? Feed them to the lions becuase lions eat anything. So he throws both chimps into the lions enclosure.
He then moves to his last job which is to collect honey from the South American bees. As soon as he approaches the hive, he is attacked by a swarm of bees. He goes absolutely mental and smashes the bees to smithereens with his spade.
By now he knows what to do. he sweeps them up and throws them to the lions.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders upto the other lions and says "Whats the food like here?"
Another lion says "Absolutely brilliant! Today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees"  | 
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