| Try the Tantrum Kick start method. Place the machine 2 meters from the kitchin door at an angle of 60 degrees to the perpundicular,take three steeps backward , retrace you route to wards the said machine and kick it as hard as you can to eject said machine skywards and beyond to rubbish heap in corner of garden. On a safety point dont forget to disconnect the power cable otherwise whiplash will be an unforgetable experiance If this proves unsuccessful there is Plan B . 4D | 
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