| Christmas cracker...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
>at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season," Saint
>Peter said, "you must each possess something that
>symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
>
>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
>lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
>You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The
>second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
>keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter
>said you may pass through the pearly gates.
>
>The third man started searching desperately through his
>pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
>asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man
>replied.............
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>"They're Carols". | 
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