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[Tantrum992]

A few minutes before the church service started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appears at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one old man calmly sitting in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that gods ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said "dont you know who i am ?"

"Yep, sure do"

"Aren't you afraid me ?"

"Nope, sure ain't"

"Dont you realize i can kill you with a single word"

"Dont doubt it for a moment"

"Did you know i could cause you profound , horrifying, physical agony for all eternity ?"

"yep", was the calm reply.

"And your still not afraid ??" asked Satan.

"Nope"

More than a little pertubed, Satan asked, "Well, Why aren't you afraid of me ?"

The man calmly replied..........."Been married to your sister for 35 years"






[Edited on 23-2-2006 by Tantrum992]