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[Tantrum992]

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake.

He finds his way to the bar and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately falls quite.

In a very deep huskey voice a women next to him say's,
"before you tell that joke sir, i think it only fair, given that you are blind that you should know five things.

1) The bar tender is a blonde girl.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) Im a six foot tall, 14 stone blonde girl with a black belt in karate.

4) The women sitting next to me is a blonde girl and a professional weight lifter.

5) The lady to your right is a blonde girl and a professional wrestler.

"Now think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke ?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah"

"Im not gonna explain the same joke five times"


Blondes, dont ya just love em

[Edited on 24-2-2006 by Tantrum992]