bloody school holidays are a pain in the flippin back side
  just been looking at booking a caravan in north devon for the week end of may 
 said to the missis "this aint to bad, nice site near the beach, caravan sleeps seven and its £239 for the week" 
 she then pointed out that id put the date in a week early like when the kids are still at school 
 put in the right date and bingo £589 
 do flippin what geezer

 i mean take the pi$$
 i would have expected a fair increase but

thats just too much