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[Spen]

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
> gynecologist.
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> > "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
> > " There's nothing you can't tell me."
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> > "This one's kind of strange..."
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> > "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
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> > "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
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> > heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the
> > water was full of pennies."
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> > "I see."
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> > "That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,
> > there were nickels in the bowl."
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> > "That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and
> there
> > were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
> > You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm
> scared
> > out of my wits!"
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> > The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
> > "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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> > > (Still not too late....delete now!)
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> > > "You're simply going through the change!