Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Things i have discovered over the weekend..

[mogwai]

1.Not getting to bed until 01.00 when you have to be up at 05.00 to drive to Dibble's is not a good thing.

2.B.P double espresso with red bull chaser is only a temporary fix.

3.There is some real cack on the radio at that time of the morning.

4.Seeing Dibbs at 8.30 in the morning in a pair of boxers has mentally scarred me.

5.Seeing a well respected dsc member riding a large capacity superbike in what could only be described as inappropriate attire,has stunned me,but then,he was the one laughing when my pods melted riding back to dibbs after wsb.(see pic below)...


6.Trying to join two tables together at the lion,is not an option,not when they are bolted to the floor.

7.The air-con system in the Bridge bar at beckenham must be contaminated with sneezing powder,judging by the amount of people rubbing their noses and sniffing a lot.

8.There are some good looking bus drivers in the Bridge bar..well,according to one well respected dsc member.

9.It is possible to sleep on a toilet.

10.If you have to **** in a bottle due to not being able use the toilet because the well repected dsc member is sleeping on it,make sure it's at least a litre.

11.Guinness is not,i repeat not,a good session drink,not with sambuca anyway..

12.When you have a real minger of a hangover,Brands wsb on saturday,is not the best place to be..see pic below..


13.JPM knows more filthy sexual practices than i do..

14.Lily knows what a plasterers radio looks like..

15.Party boy from Jackass is TP's stunt double.

16.Some people will never be caught by the style police..see pic below.


17.James Toseland has a hell of a grip..


18.The Yamaha team have a lot of clutter in their garage.


19.Pitlane is a wonderful place to be if you like your technical porn..

20.Nori Haga's other half is definitely worth lengthing.

21.Spending race two with the yamaha team in their garage was a top experience,especially when Nori wins..

22.Finally,Brands wsb is a superb weekend,big thanks to Dibble for the hospitality and showing me and the respected dsc member a good time friday night,also great to see a lot of dsc members,including,annette,ozz and the Dorset drinking display team,TP,Jasper,Webby,Ricco,Mutters(above and beyond the call of duty),JPM,Lily,Butch,Nelly and Kwikbitch...oh,not forgetting GUIDO..!!! Not such a well respected dsc member now..!! See you at Biffins bridge soon fella..!!

Mogwai@pitlaneblaggers.com