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[ratboy]

Since it's Christmas...

Courtesy of two other forums...

This is from a new book out for Christmas entitled "When Jack sued Jill - Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times" by Felix Dennis who is the proprietor of Auto Express Magazine - thought you may like it!

White Van Man[To the tune of Old King Cole]

White Van Man has a very white van
And a very white van has he.
Except for the dents and the rust by the vents
And some very rude Graf-ee-teeeee.

He drives in his van as fast as he can
And he neither hears nor sees,
He clings to his phone like a dog with a bone
While he steers with one of his kneeeees.

He picks his nose while the tailback grows
And yacks to his front seat crew,
But a fool so rash as to honk or flash
Will receive the fingers twooooo.

Oh, White Van Man has a very wide clan
Who profess no Highway Code,
They'll shunt your rear and yell in your ear
As they U-turn in the roooooad.

He stamps on his brakes when he overtakes
As he cuts up you and me,
For White Van Man has a very white van...
And a very white van has heeeee!