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[Desmondo]

> >A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker
> >catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
> >hooker, "How much?"
> >Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500
> >dollars! For a hand-job!
> >No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
> >
> >The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do
> >you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond
> >that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker,
> >smiling invitingly, "I own those.
> >And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
> >
> >Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a
> >nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
> >realising that he just experienced the
> >hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
> >
> >He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The
> >hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500!? No blow-job could be worth that".
> >The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you
> >see that casino
> >just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it
> >because I give a
> >blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
> >
> >The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says,
> >"Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed
> >than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his
> >money's worth.
> >He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
> >unforgettable experience.
> >
> >He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
> >The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the
> >whole city of Las Vega s is laid out before us, all those beautiful
> >lights, gambling palaces and showplaces?"
> >"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the
> >hooker replies, "but I would if
> >I had a pussy..."