Inner Peace 
  I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for
 me...and at this time of year we all could use a little calm . 
 
 By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have 
 finally found inner peace.
 
 The article read:
 "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
 started."
 
 So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
 hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished
 off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and
 Wild Turkey, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of
 chocolates.
 
 You have no idea how freakin good I feel....
 
 You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...