| The best answer i have seen to this problem has been the little caravan with a ramp built into the back,carries the bike,then sleep and brew up in it,not sure who the guy is but you have all seen him at our meetings i bet,
you could pick up a suitable caravan for £500 and the ramp thing would be fairly easy to fix up.
when not being used it dont cost a penny
Simples -) | 
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