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Old 21-Oct-2004, 18:01
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A theory as to why women make good drag racers

A drag racecar/bike is a very simple mechanical device similar to a dish washer, pull a few levers, push a few buttons hey presto Job done!!!

Futhermore women have super quick reaction times, how long does it take for them to discover that you have spent this weeks house keeping on Ducati bits?? How long to realise that you are are lying when you tell them you're going to be back from a DSC rideout in time to cut the lawn etc


0.000001 seconds!!

Sorry I hope you weren't expecting a serious answer at this time of day


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