Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Charles and Camilla - who gives a fook?

[lynn]

Was'nt it from the Ritz in Paris that Diana and Dodi made that last fateful car ride???:yawn:

[andyb]

Originally posted by lynn
Was'nt it from the Ritz in Paris that Diana and Dodi made that last fateful car ride???

Ooh Hello..........

Originally posted by andyb

Ooh Hello..........

I'm glad someone's awake........I guess I'm too subtle

[neilkeogh]

I did hear that Her Maj was less than pleased when Elton John played Candle in the Wind at Di's funeral... i heard that she wanted Crash Bang Wallop what a Picture by Tommy Steele


Up the revolution!!!

[nik_the_brief]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
"Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"