Card behind the bar - AGAIN!!! 
  Are you seated, becaseu you're not going to believe this! I didn't.
 
 I started a new contract yesterday - it lasted 6.5 hours before my contract was terminated. Is that some sort of record?
 
 The extra work that was coming in for the team I was joining didn't materialise apparently so they couldn't afford the additional headcount. Or something like that. ....
 
 Anyway, my contract fortunately has a notice clause that means they have to pay me for a month so at least I have that.
 
 Get your drinks in because I am beyond caring about anything at the moment ...  I've moved beyond flabbergasted into a bemused state.
 
 I might have a pint ...