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 10-Nov-2005, 02:24 | #1 |
| Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica  Posts: 2,911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nottingham Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine What\'s the worst excuse you ever used? We are working on changes in materials and for homework I asked the kids to keep a diary of what happens to a slice of bread in a plastic wrapper over a week!... One of the lads said he didn't do it coz his DOG really did eat his homework!  What's the worst excuse you have EVER used to get out of something? | |
| 10-Nov-2005, 10:02 | #3 |
| Registered Forum User GTL  Posts: 490 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London/Kent/Surrey ish | |
| 10-Nov-2005, 14:16 | #4 |
| Registered Forum User Ducati Corse  Posts: 3,893 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The North Mood: Daft as MartinH after too much Smirnoff Ice I\'m drunk can be the best and the worst excuse. When camping i came back from the pub late at night, it was very dark and i got into the wrong tent. These girls screamed at me to get out, and i was very beligerant that they were sleeping in my tent. Even worse than that, i was sleeping at a friends house (terraced houses up north). He had gone home early from the party, but said he would leave the back door open. Back door was locked, didn't want to knock on door and wake his wife and kids up. Spotted the bedroom window was open, got ladders, climbed up, in through the window and got into his the wrong house, it was his next door neighbour! Drunk trying to be quiet, falls over wakes everyone up, people think they have a burglar, MAJOR UPROAR but fortunately am recognised as a friend of next door. Not popular with the neighbours though  | |
| 10-Nov-2005, 14:27 | #5 |
| Registered Forum User Mille  Posts: 323 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: No fixed abode Mood: He's not happy {:o( He's back at sea! A mate of mine who still works on the railways told me of the excuse he once used which, he claimed was absolutely true, when he was late for work. A bit of preinfo'. Trains are fitted with AWS's [Advanced Warning System]. This is the thing you can hear on the small diesels ringing and blearing away everytime the train passes a signal. Ring equal green, the blare is any other aspect. Right then. This mate of mine is fast asleep and his alarm clock goes off ringggggggggg. So, dreaming of driving a train (time to give up job I would have thought) he cancels it and carries on sleep driving. The snooze expires and ringggggggggggggg He cancels it and carries on again. Wakes up at a daft O'clock past his signing on for shift time, but goes in anyway. Train supervisor wants to know why he was late and sticks a form 1 in front of him for an explaination. So, he wrote down as above. He got away with it!!! Ains. | |
| 10-Nov-2005, 19:32 | #9 |
| Registered Forum User 500SD Bikes: 803 rs race bike  Posts: 592 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cheshire I once threw a sicky, Ten years ago, whilst working in a crap job. My Excuse: "Louise, I can't come in today; I was on my way to work and got bitten by a dog, so I am off to the hospital" Real reason = Hangover But even funnier, is that my girlfriend (now my wife) had to inflict dog like abrasions to my leg using pretend Dracula teeth, seriously! as obviously my work colleagues would want to see the bite. What a Muppet!!! | |
| 10-Nov-2005, 20:07 | #10 |
| Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 323 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: No fixed abode Mood: He's not happy {:o( He's back at sea! | |
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