Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Punishment suggestions please

[guest1]

Originally posted by AK and CK
OK, heres the scenario:

We need to move Snotty out of the garage to take her somewhere. She is tucked up at the back, snuggled upto Tango.
To enable us to move Snot, I need to wheel out my bike from the front.
However, an important call comes in, so I whizz off into house to get pen & paper for info.

Am gorn 3 mins.

In that time, dearly beloved hubby (or possibly not at the moment) decides to get a move on - and shift my bike.
Takes quickly her off the side stand - and hears a massive crack!!
To his horror, he had forgotten that he had shoved a car jack close in to Her Majesty last w/end after changing the brake discs, and she had now heavily rolled onto it cracking the bellypan

He manages to extricate her, but leaving a bit of a gash & crumpled lump off it

I wasnt too amused, so can you suggest any punishment that I can put him through later?

C

CK, you only have yourself to blame. Shouldn't have left him on his own and he was only trying to help.

Punish him by buying a time machine (there's one on e-bay) and sending him back in time to help himself move the jack out of the way first. Then have him put his batteries on charge before they went flat, and whilst he's there, could he nip out for five mins and buy me a lottery ticket for last weeks euro millions - I'll u2u the numbers in a bit.

Originally posted by clockwork orange
Go on strike for a week - no cooking, laundry etc till he does it.........

He does all that already ... hoovering, dusting .. the lot ....

Maybe CK should just forgive him ....

[AK]

Andy - I'll look out for the film

guest1 - you mad muppet

and Dibble! he does the washing up, but not a lot else..........


maybe I best do a survey on here as to WHO in a relationship helps out with housework & chores

[TP]

I do ALL the housework!

Maybe I need to advertise for a flatmate to move into my spare bedroom ...

CK, stop fibbing ......

[AK]

Originally posted by DIBBLE
CK, stop fibbing ......

:P

[andys 900ss]

What housework? I does itself, doesn't it?

Andy.....

[Davieravie]

Charlotte,

Maybe less time posting threads/polls in here and more time to your domestic chores should be in order me thinks

A clean house is a happy house...........

[AK]

Originally posted by Davieravie
Charlotte,

Maybe less time posting threads/polls in here and more time to your domestic chores should be in order me thinks

A clean house is a happy house...........

you are soooo heading for a kick up the backside when I (eventually) see you next, young man:P

[Rob B]

Charlotte,

the guys have been reading the wrong mags again. See below, extracted from "If men wrote agony columns"

Rgds, Rob