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[WeeJohnyB]

...and

To stop your car and turn it off you'd press 'start'

You won't be able to drive in the wet

You'd only be able to drive it on their roads

To use the emergency services if your car breaks down you would have to be in a perfectly functioning car to gain access to their helpline

A random Citreon driver would be able to transfer his engine characteristics to yours and steal your BMW engine without you knowing

We'd all be driving the same car

Everytime you started your car up, a hoard of windscreens cleaners would offer you free support

Drivers would use their car for having sex - oh, they already do

WeeJohnyB