Have a laugh at this poor blokes expense - Page 5

Ozz · 14-May-2004, 22:25

I had a guy fix our cooker - he was Mr M Oven!

chief · 14-May-2004, 22:53

Have two real corkers here.

Tennant of mine "Harry Christmas"
Chiniese take a way next door "Haa Choo"

For real honest!!!!

Road Runner · 14-May-2004, 23:12

I worked with a guy named Arthur Mow.

paulmort · 14-May-2004, 23:50

A long time ago...........and cant you guess this is a long story
I was in Troodos in Cyprus and we decided to go to the Limassol Wine Festival
So of Mort, Steve and ano goes, gets absoblurdylutely pi55ed
So Steve tries to get into his motor (1968 it woz)
The redcap (RAF Military Police) says to Stev, "wots yer name then??"
Steve says its Christmas
Cop says "I s'pose its Father", Steve innocently but rather drunkenly replies "no....its Stephen........." to which we were all hauled away to sleep it off in the cells
The irony is
Steve's proper name was
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Stephen Christmas

well it only goes to show, you cant tell the truth without gettin locked up

rgds
mort

ps the Alan Dick offshore story IS true
A dick, the erection specialist

15-May-2004, 11:51

I often wondered what on earth possessed the mother of Manchester United's player Nicky Butt to christen him that -

Nicholas Butt

.............following on from the gay theme there are those two well known Scottish dentist...........

Ben Doone & Phil McCaverty

One real life one that always makes me chuckle is the firm of solicitors based in Warwick/Kenilworth/Leamington area called -

Wright Hassle & Co.

..............so true

psychlist · 15-May-2004, 12:39

................mention those well known cowboy builders............

Bodgit and Scarper

tont2002 · 15-May-2004, 20:31

One of my mates ex-girlfriends names was ................ Kelly GOODHEAD
Quality...!!!!

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14-May-2004, 22:25	#1
Ozz Registered Forum User Cucciolo Ducati in my Blood Bikes: 848 Evo Corse Posts: 4,941 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wimborne, Dorset Mood: Waiting for the revolution! I had a guy fix our cooker - he was Mr M Oven! Reply

14-May-2004, 22:53	#2
chief Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 246 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Solihull West Midlands Mood: Either bemused or indifferent Have two real corkers here. Tennant of mine "Harry Christmas" Chiniese take a way next door "Haa Choo" For real honest!!!! Reply

14-May-2004, 23:12	#3
Road Runner Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,052 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Woking Surrey Mood: Avatar what Avatar I worked with a guy named Arthur Mow. Reply

15-May-2004, 12:39	#6
psychlist Registered Forum User Ducati in my Blood Bikes: Diavel, very non-std black & white ;) Posts: 4,701 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Over there Mood: Lucky? For some, maybe! S\'pose someone has to....... ................mention those well known cowboy builders............ Bodgit and Scarper Reply

15-May-2004, 20:31	#7
tont2002 Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 198 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Staffs, West Midlands Mood: waiting til next summer ;) One of my mates ex-girlfriends names was ................ Kelly GOODHEAD Quality...!!!! Reply