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Old 07-Oct-2004, 01:01   #1
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For those who have not yet had children - this is a form of birth control!


Definitely, but one that makes you laugh ........
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Old 07-Oct-2004, 01:13   #2
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Very funny BUT VERY TRUE

I'll have to try number 8, I used to love making bombs when i was a kid and blowing things up

Lisa, where do you get all of these from, Is this what your kids/pupils get up to?

[Edited on 6-10-2004 by BDG]
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Old 07-Oct-2004, 02:49   #3
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...Nice and thick...Like men!

So, you like your men nice and thick then! No comment



I may have had one or two drinks .... thank you Harrod's, for the champagne
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Old 07-Oct-2004, 13:15   #4
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The REALLY sad thing is Tony that at 12.49 am after all that champagne at Harrods-you are on the website rather than in bed-how sad is that................

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Old 07-Oct-2004, 13:26   #5
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The REALLY sad thing is Tony that at 12.49 am after all that champagne at Harrods-you are on the website rather than in bed-how sad is that................

John

Errr. .. I was waiting for Ange to finish with the shower?
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Old 08-Oct-2004, 16:15   #6
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Bleach and ammonia makes smoke too.
The brake fluid and bleach smoke I suspect would be a little toxic?
I think it needs to be non-silicon brake fluid as well.
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Old 08-Oct-2004, 16:18   #7
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Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Beg to differ.
Local Village church had teddy bear parachute event where bears were ejected from steeple tower.
The best chute was a Matalan carry bag, closely followed by yer bog standard bin bag.
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Old 08-Oct-2004, 16:33   #8
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marbles may be difficult to remove from a petrol tank. but I wonder how fast they come out of an exhaust?

so come on who's tried 8?

I'm paranoid now!
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Old 08-Oct-2004, 16:36   #9
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Brake fluid and bleach - never tried it.

Brake fluid and chlorine ... now that's another story
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Old 11-Oct-2004, 01:03   #10
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So,?? Has anyone tried the brake fluid smoke yet?

Work and sick relatives prevailed so I was prevented from playing.
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