Loo seat - Page 2

kwikbitch · 08-Sep-2004, 03:12

Quote:

Originally posted by nelly
Velcro on the cistern

s******, s******

You lazy monkey....Why dont you just get your hands dirty and tighten your nuts up!!!:P

[Edited on 8-9-2004 by kwikbitch]

crm250 · 08-Sep-2004, 09:02

looks like a 916 rocker doing what its best at

rockhopper · 08-Sep-2004, 10:38

NBs996, thats a class idea! I've got a few of those lying around as well. Wonderful.

Jools · 08-Sep-2004, 19:55

Jools: "Just make sure you use an opening rocker, not a closing one"

"But...Uncle Porry's notion of the string and pulley system is a good one, especially if you could rig it up to the door handle so that it automatically raises the lid when you close the door...."

Jools: "Wait a minute...I think we could be on a winner here..."

: "It could save a fortune in light bulbs as well"

Jools: "How?"

"Simple. The next time the light bulb in the bog blows, don't bother to replace it, with the string and pulley system between the door handle and the bog seat, simply straddle the string as you close the door and run the crack of your **** down the string until you get to the pan !!!!"

Jools: "Brilliant. I think we should market it before somebody else does"

guest1 · 09-Sep-2004, 15:26

Remove it altogether, it's only there to hide the floaters

rockhopper · 09-Sep-2004, 16:21

But its the sitting on bit that keeps falling down. Makes the eyes water when it clobbers the old chap on the way down...

guest1 · 09-Sep-2004, 17:42

Eeeh, when I were a lad, there were no namby-pamby seat. Just the bare ice cold touch of ceramic on skin.
We used to go the toilet whilst it were daylight, at least you could read the toilet paper then.

Have you never roughed it?

Dukerob · 10-Sep-2004, 15:19

Quote:

Makes the eyes water when it clobbers the old chap on the way down...

........yeah........you wish........

just sit down to pi55 mate, no need to frig around wi rockers 'n' stuff and if you happen to have underestimated your requirement .... well you're already in the position to do something about it

Shazaam! · 10-Sep-2004, 16:09

Problem solved ...

http://www.riderperformancemotorcycl...s/toiletseats/

rcgbob44 · 10-Sep-2004, 17:18

Shaz
Where`s the DP sticker?

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08-Sep-2004, 09:02	#12
crm250 Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 731 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Cheshire UK Mood: Firing on all 4 !! looks like a 916 rocker doing what its best at Reply

08-Sep-2004, 10:38	#13
rockhopper Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,367 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Pinxton NBs996, thats a class idea! I've got a few of those lying around as well. Wonderful. Reply

09-Sep-2004, 15:26	#15
guest1 Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,173 Join Date: Mar 2008 Remove it altogether, it's only there to hide the floaters Reply

09-Sep-2004, 16:21	#16
rockhopper Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,367 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Pinxton But its the sitting on bit that keeps falling down. Makes the eyes water when it clobbers the old chap on the way down... Reply

09-Sep-2004, 17:42	#17
guest1 Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,173 Join Date: Mar 2008 Eeeh, when I were a lad, there were no namby-pamby seat. Just the bare ice cold touch of ceramic on skin. We used to go the toilet whilst it were daylight, at least you could read the toilet paper then. Have you never roughed it? Reply

10-Sep-2004, 16:09	#19
Shazaam! DSC Club Member Big Twin Posts: 1,167 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Problem solved ... http://www.riderperformancemotorcycl...s/toiletseats/ Reply

10-Sep-2004, 17:18	#20
rcgbob44 DSC Club Member BSB Star Bikes: 2009 Ducati Monster 1100s, KTM 890R Posts: 5,996 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: I love the Monster and the KTM & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! Shaz Where`s the DP sticker? Reply