Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Most cluttered garage award

[rcgbob44]

here`s part of mine.

[Iconic944ss]

Rob - Youve done that just to tease me, havent you -

Monty - first class effort + admirable use of loft space.

Ray - My garage used to be tidy once, honest....the rot (!) set in when our builders gave us 6 hrs notice that they were about to start ripping out our old kitchen before modernising it.

You should have seen it with the tumble drier/dish and washing machines in it!!! (that was before my ikle TD bike arrived, thankfully).

[Redruth]

Originally posted by rcgbob44
here`s part of mine.

You are simply not contender

[Redruth]

Originally posted by Dseered
How about cluttered office award !

Dseered, that's just an example of pure self indulgence. Apart from switching the beer cans for wine bottles, I aspire to your garage!

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Originally posted by Nattyboy
This was tidied the weekend or the mess would have been much more impressive..!!!

Nat

Nattyboy, that's cheating. I'd say you are taking the one untidy corner out of context and trying to claim the crown.
Nil point. Not convincing!

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Originally posted by Monty
Hmmmm, my entry may appear to be tidyer, but there are 5 motorcycles in there, 2 mountain bikes, 3 windsurf boards etc etc. And as for being 'unsafe', well there's 80 litres of avgas and 2 butane cylinders as well as the fuel in the bikes-if it ever goes up it will probably take all the garages and half the row of houses with it....................

John

Top man Monty. Makes you proud to be a garage owner!

[Redruth]

Originally posted by Iconic944ss
Hot on the heels of the Ducati rider comp.....

Comes the most littered and unsafe garage to work in award.

I'd like to submit my feeble entry below, it is also the reason for my subdued activity on here of late as I'm battling to get that little green 4 cylinder blob at the back of garage ready for some decent trackday action this year!!!

Be careful out there boys and girls.....Frank.

So far, Frank, I'd say you are definitely winning. Although I've felt compelled to judge (as one day that's what I expect I'll be so I may as well get some practice in) I have to say YOU KNEW, when you started this thread, that you would be the out and out winner of scruffygarageville.com - nice to know when you reached the pinnacle, isn't it?

[Iconic944ss]

Thanks Ruth - but it actually is just the real accumulation of junk (?) that has taken place over the years.

Even more sad really is that the entire RH side (under the fuel tanks) is a long line of FOUR full width kitchen base units - each equally full of assorted erm.....equipment.

I could lie and say its all an ingenious trap to snare any would be TWOCers so that two motorbikes, three pedal bikes a 30ft ladder and three wall units would fall and crush them to death but, more likely - it'll happen to me!



Cheers all - Frank

[Lee1980]

I wish I had a garage let alone a cluttered one