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[Glyn]

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

Originally posted by sparkin

Yeah Baby! Go Dibble,Go Dibble,Go Dibble,Go Dibble,Go Dibble

you'll want Visordown for that.

[Glyn]

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."

The first said, "I wish I were smarter."

So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."

She became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"

So, she became a man.

[sparkin]

A tramp walks into Dewhursts and asks"I see you have in the window two pies for £1.50"
The butcher replies "yes sir"
tramp asks "how much for one?"
butcher replies "a £1.00 sir
"tramp says"I`ll have the other one then!"

Gets them every time

[dave996]

A blonde calls the fire service to report a fire, she gives all the details to the fireman but when he asks how to get the she says
Duh hellloooo.... in the big red truck stupid.