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Old 10-Oct-2005, 23:09
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What? That most men have brains in their nether regions???
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 23:23
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I really must protest at this point ladies.


I think you’ll find that’s all men


Lifters not inc

[Edited on 10-10-2005 by ericthered40]
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 23:23
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer





Nuff said
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 23:31
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I really must protest at this point ladies.


I think you’ll find that’s all men


Lifters not inc

[Edited on 10-10-2005 by ericthered40]

Eric, there is nothing more attractive than a man who recognises his failings

.. and there is nothing less attractive than a man who has failings (which ALL of them do)

You're b*ggered either way ... shirt lifters included


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Old 10-Oct-2005, 23:35
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
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you forgot, Buy a Ducati, or 2
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 23:38
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Old 11-Oct-2005, 00:08
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer





Nuff said




You missed the most important one.


Make her smile, I have found it’s very hard to Bol*ok said MAN wilts laughing.

True or false true or false?

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Old 11-Oct-2005, 00:52
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What was the mum like !

... you're showing your age Kev
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Old 11-Oct-2005, 09:58
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top joke

Joke???...But you singletons are all the same...:P

Yeah and women dont cheat or sleep around do they???

Give it up...
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Old 11-Oct-2005, 11:35
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What was the mum like !

... you're showing your age Kev

Go on Henry, you want to know what the grandma is like! :P
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