My girlfriends sister. - Page 2

kwikbitch · 11-Oct-2005, 00:09

What? That most men have brains in their nether regions???

ericthered40 · 11-Oct-2005, 00:23

I really must protest at this point ladies.

I think you’ll find that’s all men

Lifters not inc

[Edited on 10-10-2005 by ericthered40]

kwikbitch · 11-Oct-2005, 00:23

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer

Nuff said

Redruth · 11-Oct-2005, 00:31

Quote:

Originally posted by ericthered40
I really must protest at this point ladies.

I think you’ll find that’s all men

Lifters not inc

[Edited on 10-10-2005 by ericthered40]

Eric, there is nothing more attractive than a man who recognises his failings

.. and there is nothing less attractive than a man who has failings (which ALL of them do)

You're b*ggered either way ... shirt lifters included

:P

marko · 11-Oct-2005, 00:35

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer

you forgot, Buy a Ducati, or 2

rcgbob44 · 11-Oct-2005, 00:38

You can be so bitchy at times KB!

ericthered40 · 11-Oct-2005, 01:08

Quote:

Originally posted by kwikbitch
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer

Nuff said

You missed the most important one.

Make her smile, I have found it’s very hard to Bol*ok said MAN wilts laughing.

True or false true or false?

Henners · 11-Oct-2005, 01:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Red-leader
What was the mum like !

... you're showing your age Kev

VanDaMauler · 11-Oct-2005, 10:58

Quote:

Originally posted by kwikbitch

Quote:

Originally posted by YMFB
top joke

Joke???...But you singletons are all the same...

:P

Yeah and women dont cheat or sleep around do they???

Give it up...

Mark · 11-Oct-2005, 12:35

Quote:

Originally posted by Henners

Quote:

Originally posted by Red-leader
What was the mum like !

... you're showing your age Kev

Go on Henry, you want to know what the grandma is like! :P

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11-Oct-2005, 00:09	#11
kwikbitch Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nottingham Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine What? That most men have brains in their nether regions??? Reply

11-Oct-2005, 00:23	#12
ericthered40 Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,698 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: N F A Mood: renegade sexy racer I really must protest at this point ladies. I think you’ll find that’s all men Lifters not inc [Edited on 10-10-2005 by ericthered40] Reply

11-Oct-2005, 00:35	#15
marko Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 606 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Thrapston Mood: happy HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked. Bring Beer you forgot, Buy a Ducati, or 2 Reply

11-Oct-2005, 00:38	#16
rcgbob44 DSC Club Member BSB Star Bikes: 2009 Ducati Monster 1100s, KTM 890R Posts: 5,996 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: I love the Monster and the KTM & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! You can be so bitchy at times KB! Reply